Red Neck Rampage-- Tawkin' The Talk | emerald's Blog

Tawkin' : With Red Necks this is a one way conversation about their day or life. In my case, it's a detailed account of how many deer or turkey was spotted in a farmer's field. Or it might be a brag session about one of the hundreds of street or bar fights he's been in in the past... and ALWAYS won... not withstanding sucker- punched fights, of coarse. THe more than a dozen fractures in his hands are Memory Trophies. And NOW these glorified trophies shine in rememberance on rainy days in the form of Arthritis! I should ask him if he cried and pissed and moaned after a fight as much as he does at home when his hands stiffen up! 

Spousal arguements would put Shakespear to shame! The argument ends quickly with the Red Neck response: WHATEVER!---Infuriating! Insulting! What sort of intellectual  retort can you accomplish after THAT remark?? Really, someone tell me? Because I'm close to telling him: I'm Gonna Shove Your One Tooth Down Your Throat!

For their limmited language skills, I am reluctant to admit, I'm impressed how they can turn the 'F' Word into a verb, adjective, and noun... all in the SAME sentence! But I'm sure English majors cringe apon hearing: I Effin plowed effin so-n-so, man." Eff, eff, eff, .... " C'mon in here and Et some of this Effin deer jerky!" 

Et?? Yeah, I'll explain that one later.